This is an early Xmas gift of sorts...
http://www.theawl.com/2013/12/the-new-spammer-panicQuote:
The search engine optimization community has spent the last two years in a panic. SEO people flood our Internet with spam links and fake Twitter bots and paid traffic, to help bad websites look more popular than they are, to deliver fake viewers to web ads.
They now spend their lives on the run, Google nipping at their heels. Their biggest project? Removing all the spam links on websites like this oneāthe spam links that they put there.
Yeah good luck with that you stupid morons.
SiL