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 PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 7:10 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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I love the way his spell-check changed "Barack" to "barracks." He probably clicked ok, ok, ok as it went through a message full of sloppy errors.


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 PostPosted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:12 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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spamislame wrote:
re: Barracks Obama

The man graduated from Columbia University and Harvard Law School for Pete's sake!

We've all seen him speak at some point. He never once sounds like the retarded ape that this idiot criminal seems to think he sounds like.

SiL


I feel tempted to respond to your assertion, but I don't want to be the cause of any depressions, nor would I want to fit with your description.
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 PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:24 am   
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Better yet, like all rank-amateur MORON scammers, he never reads his replies, he just sends message #2 no matter what he receives from a target email:

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OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES
WHITE HOUSE,WASHINGTON,DC.

Our Ref: DMC/No.0117/payment2013

Fellow American,

This Is To Inform You That ,I US President Barack H. Obama,have instructed the

US Treasury Secretary, Jacob Lew to release the sum of $6million to you.

This is part of the stimulus we have packaged for you to grow the economy.
It is what we call public to private initiative and this is all we need at this

point of our economy.
You shall receive an ATM CARD with the sum of $6MILLION on it as a Federal grant.
You are hereby requested to fill this short form and email us back so that can

process it as quickly as possible.You are being contacted because your name is

included on this payment list.


Full Name-----------------------------------------

Address___________________________________________

phone number_______________________________________

The information we requested is to make sure we are dealing with the right person.
We have added a lot of security features and encryptions to safegaurd your ATM

CARD Payment.
Upon your positive reply,Secretary of Treasury will contact you with the full

information of the ATM card.You are required to provide a BVBA. Please note that.!!
I await your response as soon as possible.
Sincerely

BARACK H.OBAMA
United States President
Tel:202-456-1414
Being defeated is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes
it permanent.
Our greatest glory is not in never failing but in rising up every time we
fail.
The only reform that we need is in our minds
"The longest journey is the journey inward."-Dag Hammarskj?ld
JESUS gave the gift of life. So can you. Be an organ, tissue, and
research donor.
Talk with your family.Despite our efforts to keep him out, God
intrudes. The life of
Jesus is bracketed by two impossibilities: "a virgin's womb and an empty
tomb."
Jesus entered our world through a door marked, "No Entrance" and left
through
a door marked "No Exit."
Dr. Oz said that to reach inner peace we should always finish things we
start, & we all could use more calm in our lives.
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement; nothing can be done without hope

and confidence." — Hellen Keller
ALWAYS LOOK AT THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE

"This is part of the stimulus we have packaged for you to grow the economy."... I mean.... :cry:

What a complete idiot!

This is THE DUMBEST online criminal so far this year (don't get your hopes up... ;) )

SiL


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 PostPosted: Sat Apr 20, 2013 7:35 pm   
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let me start by introducing myself properly to you. l am MR DICK KRAMER Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.

:lol:

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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:13 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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randy67 wrote:
let me start by introducing myself properly to you. l am MR DICK KRAMER Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.


I wonder if he got the idea for that name from a baiter ;)


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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:44 pm   
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AlphaCentauri wrote:
randy67 wrote:
let me start by introducing myself properly to you. l am MR DICK KRAMER Union Bank Of Nigeria Plc.


I wonder if he got the idea for that name from a baiter ;)


Perhaps this link is off-topic, but maybe not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4uC38yp-iI


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 PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:10 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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Dick is not a con artist

https://www.justnet.org/dick_kramer_posters.html


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