I originally posted this in "The Dumbest of the Dumb", but it's now so common I think it deserves its own thread.
This appears to be a new trend. Literally every message one of my domains is receiving contains this retarded sequence of copy.
Quote:
Dear Lucy, I miss you so much! I have a surprise for you; I hope you'll like it. It's John who told me about those meds. He keeps saying they make wonders in bed. His girlfriend is 20 years younger than he is, so he knows all the secrets of a happy love life. I love you Lucy, George
http://exceptmeek.com/ jek
Boy: that was fast...
Quote:
Hi, Allan, Thanks for the email, now about your problem. After I gave up smoking, I began putting on weight. Then my mom advised me to try the method that had helped her friend. It's working well for me and I feel good losing my pounds. By the way, you can save on any diet product ordering it at Canadian Pharmacy! Bob
http://exceptmeek.com/ sq
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Dear Jane, You know that we split up with Ted due to intimate problems. I loved him, but I couldn't imagine living all my life with him and being unhappy. However, a month ago we met again and I was shocked when I saw the changes. It was incredible. We are going to get married soon. Hugs, Barbara
http://profiles.yahoo.com/blog/IU34RCLIQJU5TKGYZ62GJLSZCQ
Also fast.
Who
are these people?!
Quote:
Hi! My watch doesn't look just like a replica, it is identical to the real one. If you need my advice, order from Prestige Replicas. Many of my friends ordered watches from different stores and we've arrived at a conclusion that Prestige Replicas offers the best watches, they look reallyluxurious and classy. Emma
http://taskweather.com/ aq
So it doesn't look like a replica, but it's identical to a real one... so...
Wait: what?
Quote:
Hello, Alex, Yesterday I was looking for some reliable anti-virus and came across the store with a huge software sale, some of it was discounted up to 40%! I bought and installed all software I needed. And despite my worries it was fully-functional and easy to use! Have a link. David
http://bertoluchioes.com/
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Dear Kate, Coming to conclusion that this product was worth trying I ordered a free bottle. Now I'm so happy I did it, I highly recommend you to do the same! I could see the results almost immediately! You'll feel full of energy while losing your weight easily, without any exhausting diets and exercises! Hugs, Jane
http://colddisk.com/
Quote:
Hello, Helen, Being a mother of two I need a lot of energy. However, sometimes I felt so tired that it began to bother me. Acai Pure has changed me completely. Now I feel full of energy and what's more, it helps me stay slim. What I want to tell you is that only now you can get a free bottle, so hurry up to place your order! Linda
http://colddisk.com/ lct
I bet it's changed your wallet completely, too.
Quote:
Hi, Jason, Have you noticed that today I've been wearing a replica watch instead of my Cartier? Nobody has noticed it! I'm not going to wear my genuine time-piece every day, it's better to keep it safe at home and wear from time to time. Thanks to Prestige Replicas I have this extra quality replica watch. Have a link. Jordan
http://thingdown.com/ dr
No, "Jordan", I had not noticed.
Who are you?
And yes I bet it is a good idead to keep it at home, since it will stop working withing days of being received. (Since it is worth all of $5.)
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Hi, Jenny, I need a piece of advice from you. Is a replica watch a good Christmas gift? I wear my replica Chanel with great pleasure, nobody has noticed that it is not a genuine watch yet. It looks classy, heavy and gorgeous. So I decided to order some replica watch for my husband. Is it OK? Ann
http://thingdown.com/
Quote:
Hi, Ann, Thank you for sending me those diet tips, but fortunately I don't need them any more. I've already lost 8 pounds for the first two weeks without exhausting dieting and exercising. You won't recognize me when we meet next time. It's Kate who helped me to order them online. Hugs, Joan
http://colonyshall.com/ epl
My first question is: who is going to fall for this? Are people really this stupid?
"I've never heard of this "Ann" character but what she's saying sure sounds compelling... oh what the hell I'll go check it out. Thank you whoever you are!!!1!"
If people really are this stupid, we have a far bigger problem on our hands than just spamming and the black market.
SiL
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:43 pm 
