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spamislame · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 9:18 am **Posts:** 5022

What's with the idiotic rhyming couplets? What is this, 1914?

SiL

AlphaCentauri · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:01 am **Posts:** 5915

Subjects from CPh spam:

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Subject: Buy Now & Save 56%
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:37:39 -0700

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Subject: Buy Now & Save 86%
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:26:18 -0300

or perhaps I can wait until tomorrow and get it free?

Better yet, wait longer, and you can pay me to take it off your hands.

AlphaCentauri · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:01 am **Posts:** 5915

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Subject: Lilly giving Viagra away

Which might be an interesting way of marketing a drug, except that Viagra is made by Pfizer, not Lilly.

AlphaCentauri · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:01 am **Posts:** 5915

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Subject: Did you know Smurfette wished that she her guy had a bigger mushroom.

and we all know what color his balls were ... :roll:

AlphaCentauri · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:01 am **Posts:** 5915

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Subject: Women with menopause endorses product for men

One of the biggest complaints women have at menopause is they lose all interest in sex. And so their endorsement should make men want to use this product? What's in the stuff, saltpeter?

AlphaCentauri · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:01 am **Posts:** 5915

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Subject: Re: sending you what you wanted

It was a blank email.

Since they understand I don't want to see anything they're mailing, too bad they don't save themselves the trouble of mailing it, too.

spamislame · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 9:18 am **Posts:** 5022

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Subject: #1 gamblers choice online casino.
From: "Jimmie Dunlap" <[email protected]>
To: <[redacted]>

Hello, Ann, Thanks for your cake receipt, dear. I’m going to try it on Saturday. We
have 15-year wedding anniversary on Sunday. It’s still difficult to imagine. Do you
remember last year we had problems and we almost were going to get a divorce? Then
Jane came out with the advice on how to save our relationship and bring more fire
and passion into it. Hugs, Peggy

http://profiles.yahoo.com/blog/DTCJWYMQFUKLI5U4DPDV5JQMAQ fyl

Yahoo Profile links to My Canadian Pharmacy site:

http://bedfikdizl.com/

I half expected the link to go to either a software or replica site. :roll:

This particular spammer moron is under the impression that posting these emails with what appear to be benign "followup" messages about alleged conversations I have never had with these idiots is somehow going to make me magically want to purchase from their stupid sites. ("Peggy" thanking "Ann" for a "cake receipt"?! Who writes this crap?) He's been using this method for just the past two weeks. Every last one of them goes straight to the spam folder.

Nice work there, idiot.

SiL

tacoma43 · **Joined:** Sun Aug 13, 2006 6:57 pm **Posts:** 248

CVS Pharmacy spam...

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Subject: Be her master tonight, Energize your shaft

Give your health some attention, Replace your pant snake with python.

...seems more like drastic advice for wannabe smugglers of exotic reptilian wildlife.

OTOH, can't you imagine the guy trying to go through airport security:

Inspector: Sir, is that a snake in your pants?

Smuggler: No, I was just watching the in-flight porno flick.

ahoier · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:25 pm

spamislame wrote:

Nice work there, idiot.

One thing I noticed, your spammer seems to be atleast spellcheck and grammar checking on his spams now :P

haha.

spamislame · **Joined:** Tue May 09, 2006 9:18 am **Posts:** 5022

ahoier wrote:

One thing I noticed, your spammer seems to be atleast spellcheck and grammar checking on his spams now

haha.

That or (more likely) has hired someone to write the copy for him.

I've seen numerous such freelance ads in the past.

SiL

ahoier · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:16 pm

eh, can't blame em :P Even some/most (all?) of our world leaders have writers to write their speeches :)

randy67 · **Joined:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:48 pm **Posts:** 121

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With our watches precious minutes will go slower.

I'm fairly certain that's true.

AlphaCentauri · **Joined:** Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:01 am **Posts:** 5915

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Subject: I Need Your Honesty.

"... because I have none of my own."

meep · **Joined:** Thu Apr 05, 2007 4:10 pm **Posts:** 2777

Dumb:

SUBJECT: [email protected]

BODY:

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URL: hxxp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9o0p/~3/91Sk_MKSwzk/ -->pharmsuperhead.com

randy67 · **Joined:** Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:48 pm **Posts:** 121

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Be careful v our watches are extremely cheap.

Truth in advertising.

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