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 PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:14 am   
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What's with the idiotic rhyming couplets? What is this, 1914?

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 PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:45 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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Subjects from CPh spam:
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Subject: Buy Now & Save 56%
Date: Sat, 26 Sep 2009 15:37:39 -0700

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Subject: Buy Now & Save 86%
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:26:18 -0300


or perhaps I can wait until tomorrow and get it free?

Better yet, wait longer, and you can pay me to take it off your hands.


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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:27 am   
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Subject: Lilly giving Viagra away


Which might be an interesting way of marketing a drug, except that Viagra is made by Pfizer, not Lilly.


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 PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:05 pm   
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Subject: Did you know Smurfette wished that she her guy had a bigger mushroom.


and we all know what color his balls were ... :roll:


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 PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:12 pm   
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Subject: Women with menopause endorses product for men


One of the biggest complaints women have at menopause is they lose all interest in sex. And so their endorsement should make men want to use this product? What's in the stuff, saltpeter?


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 PostPosted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:40 am   
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Subject: Re: sending you what you wanted


It was a blank email.

Since they understand I don't want to see anything they're mailing, too bad they don't save themselves the trouble of mailing it, too.


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 PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:48 am   
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Subject: #1 gamblers choice online casino.
From: "Jimmie Dunlap" <[email protected]>
To: <[redacted]>

Hello, Ann, Thanks for your cake receipt, dear. I’m going to try it on Saturday. We
have 15-year wedding anniversary on Sunday. It’s still difficult to imagine. Do you
remember last year we had problems and we almost were going to get a divorce? Then
Jane came out with the advice on how to save our relationship and bring more fire
and passion into it. Hugs, Peggy

http://profiles.yahoo.com/blog/DTCJWYMQFUKLI5U4DPDV5JQMAQ fyl

Yahoo Profile links to My Canadian Pharmacy site:

http://bedfikdizl.com/

I half expected the link to go to either a software or replica site. :roll:

This particular spammer moron is under the impression that posting these emails with what appear to be benign "followup" messages about alleged conversations I have never had with these idiots is somehow going to make me magically want to purchase from their stupid sites. ("Peggy" thanking "Ann" for a "cake receipt"?! Who writes this crap?) He's been using this method for just the past two weeks. Every last one of them goes straight to the spam folder.

Nice work there, idiot.

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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:17 am   
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CVS Pharmacy spam...
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Subject: Be her master tonight, Energize your shaft

Give your health some attention, Replace your pant snake with python.

...seems more like drastic advice for wannabe smugglers of exotic reptilian wildlife.

OTOH, can't you imagine the guy trying to go through airport security:

Inspector: Sir, is that a snake in your pants?

Smuggler: No, I was just watching the in-flight porno flick.


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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:25 pm   
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spamislame wrote:
Nice work there, idiot.

One thing I noticed, your spammer seems to be atleast spellcheck and grammar checking on his spams now :P

haha.

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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:13 pm   
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ahoier wrote:
One thing I noticed, your spammer seems to be atleast spellcheck and grammar checking on his spams now :P

haha.


That or (more likely) has hired someone to write the copy for him.

I've seen numerous such freelance ads in the past.

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 PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:16 pm   
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eh, can't blame em :P Even some/most (all?) of our world leaders have writers to write their speeches :)

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 PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 9:53 pm   
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With our watches precious minutes will go slower.


I'm fairly certain that's true.

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 PostPosted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:35 pm   
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Subject: I Need Your Honesty.


"... because I have none of my own."


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 PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:34 pm   
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SUBJECT: [email protected]

BODY:
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URL: hxxp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9o0p/~3/91Sk_MKSwzk/ -->pharmsuperhead.com


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 PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:14 pm   
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Be careful v our watches are extremely cheap.


Truth in advertising.

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