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 PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:35 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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Red Dwarf wrote:
Getting it all into one long sentence - read this aloud in one breath.


Perhaps that guy is responsible for his father's death. Can't you just see his parents:

"Look, we got a letter from our son!"
"Can you read it to me, Benoit? My hands are in soapy water."
"Ok, but just the first sentence. My eyes aren't good, and you know how short of breath I get."


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 PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:59 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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Luisa or Luis or both? This orphan scammer has gender issues too.
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Hello dear,
How do are you ? I'm writing to you today with sorrow, however,
is neither required nor in any way force me to go against their
will. My name is Luisa Verísimo .. I am 20 years old, the only
daughter and son of the head (in arrears) Mr Verísimo PAULO


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 PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:23 am   
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Hello dear,
How do are you ?

I be am fine.

:roll:

SiL


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 PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:28 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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Hudlooms are the new menace

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EMAIL FROM Mr Ibrahim Lamorde,/ I WAIT YOUR REPLY
ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION (NIGERIAN INVESTIGATION BUREAU) 14A AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI LAGOS NIGERIA.
Email:([email protected])
Motto: No Body is Above the LAW

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

( BE CAREFUL OF THE HUDLOOMS / SCAMMERS)


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 PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 10:33 pm   
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I've been shutting down Ibrahim Lamorde accounts at the rate of around 6 a week.

These people are such complete morons it's simply breathtaking.

SiL


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 PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:13 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibrahim_Lamorde


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 PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:52 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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If there's a real person named Song Li, he can probably never get an email through anyone's spam filters.


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 PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:23 pm   
Spammers' Nightmare
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The domain says it all....

porno now for you
hxxp://megaspam.ru/


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 PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 7:52 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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trobbins wrote:
The domain says it all....

porno now for you
hxxp://megaspam.ru/


That's looking like a joe job to me. I've gotten several to a spamtrackers address. I assume one affiliate program is trying to cause problems for a competitor.


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 PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:26 pm   
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Can't you just hear the 419 spammers saying, "People have stopped responding to our emails. Maybe we need to offer larger sums of money."

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Date: Sun, 17 Jun 2012 06:02:50 -0400
From: "Hyundai Automotive Group"<[email protected]>
Subject: ATTN: Cash Grant/Donation Recipient.
X-Originating-IP: [216.171.167.40]
Reply-to: <[email protected]>

Dear Sir/Madam,

This is to notify you that you have been chosen By the seven-member committee to fulfill Chairman Chung Mong-koo's promise to donate One trillion won (US$1.1 billion) to charity, contingent to a suspension early this month of his three-year prison sentence for embezzlement and breach of trust. The ruling meant that the 69-year-old chairman will not be thrown back into jail as long as he remains clean during the next five years. In suspending the prison sentence, the Seoul High Court ordered Chung to fulfill the pledge of donations. Chung, want this money used for the protection of the environment and to build art and cultural facilities.

click below for further information.
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iZmiE9o-PiIb9s4nS4hsQKfo2F_A
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/business/2007/09/17/55/0502000000AEN20070917003500320F.HTML

As one of the final recipients of this Cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, education and business development. The Hyundai Company is the world's largest shipbuilder and 6th largest automaker and owns Hyundai Group, the parent company for all Hyundai Motor. The company has decided to randomly select email addresses that would benefit from this donation. Based on the random selection exercise from internet service providers(ISP) and millions of Super market cash invoices worldwide, you were selected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of US$2,000,000.00 (Two Million United States Dollars) as charity donations/aid from Hyundai Group.

You are required to expeditiously Contact the head of committee (HOC) below for qualification documentation and processing of your claims, from Monday through Sunday. On contact with head of committee (HOC), You'll be given your payment pin number which you will use in collecting the funds. Please endeavor to quote your pin number QN(HM-145-5611) in all discussions.
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Head of committee: Mr. Jason Perks
Email: [email protected]
***********************************
On behalf of the seven-member committee kindly accept our warmest congratulations

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Kathy Frenklach
(Committee Secretary)


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 PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:43 pm   
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Have you dressed yourself in PayPal recently?

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Dear PayPal Costumer,

It has come to our attention that your PayPal® account information needs to be updated as part of our continuing commitment to protect your account and to reduce the instance of fraud on our website.


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 PostPosted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:48 am   
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Is there really anybody who would fall for this?

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Subject: The police investigation is under way now. You'll be really sorry about what you have done.

Hello there (my name)
I have a proof that you broke into my email and stole my private photos and financial information. It can be clearly seen in the files attached to this message.If you don't respond within 48 hours I will have to report you.


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 PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 6:18 pm   
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Me am sad, me lose FedEx parcel :(

'We apologize, but it seem so, that we not can deliver your package. One of our trucks is burned tonight. In attachment you can find a form for insurance. Please fill it out and send it us urgent, because we must told amount of damage to the Insurance company.'

In attachment I be finding the usual mystery EXE in a Zip file, it are not be going to happen!

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 PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:55 pm   
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What happens when a bazooka-head scammer doesn't bother to read the generated message:

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Hello Good Day
My name is Virginia. I saw your profile today in this ( 419baiter.com ) and became interesting to me please send me an email so I can tell you more about and also give you my pictures, virgina.


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 PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:34 pm   
You are kiillllling-a my bizinisss!
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Ok, this actually belongs in the joejob thread, but it's hilarious. Some blackspammer is trying to comprometize us!:
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К вашим услугам:
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- дешевые и качественные загрузки всех стран
- абузоустойчивые Хостинг, Dedicated, VDS, cервера
- аккаунты Paypal и др. платежных систем
- продажа/покупка ICQ номеров
- услуги крипта и чисток вашего ехе от детектов АВ
и многое, многое другое!

Сайт форума: http://hack-sell.su

P.S. We do not send spam! Some blackspammer is trying to comprometize us!
You email has been taken from open sources!


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